Monday, June 30th, 2008 — Two-year-old Andrew M. Raudenbush was caught red handed at the Giant grocery store earlier today. Supposedly, while his mother innocently pushed the cart through the produce section with her three children in it (ages 6, 4, and 2), Drew reached out of the cart and snagged a fuji apple which he proceeded to eat. The act went unnoticed for some time. By the time it was noticed, the apple was half eaten. The clerk accepted the confession via Drew’s mother and charged them a flat $.50 for the stolen fruit.
