Dear Monday,
Last time we saw each other, it was simply lovely. You were so warm. And, I so enjoyed our time together as did my children.

But, I am now confused because you are so cold–not at all the warm self we grew to love. In fact, you are quite ugly, and your ugliness has a dramatic effect on how the rest of us feel. In fact, my youngest child told her Daddy, “It’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is Daddy.”

At the risk of sounding rude, we are kindly asking that you do not visit again until you are ready to be the Monday we know you can be.

Thank you very much,
The Raudenbush family