There once was a girl who loved apples. She was the princess of everything apples.
Everyday, she ate apples. When she was happy, she ate apples. When she was sad, she ate apples. For breakfast, she ate apples and for lunch, she ate apples. Even for dinner, she always ate apples.
If she was awake, she was eating apples. When she was asleep, she dreamed about apples.
Anytime she heard the word apple, she’d say, “I want an apple. Can I have an apple?”
On a particular appley day, you might even see the princess of everything apples do a little apple dance while she ate one of her apples and while her mother looked on happy to be the mother of the princess of everything apples and not the princess of everything lollipops.
Why do I love this post so much? But of course, you know! This Princess of Everything Apples …. She and I have something quite delicious in common. <3